That would've sucked. He would have to go to the boynecologist to get a boybortion

This is genuinely what I thought gender reveal parties were - though that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

hough that didn’t explain why people seemed to keep dying at them.

looking at the current poilitical landscape, I can imagine a few ways of people dying

Preganteee?!?!

"Aboytion" would've worked here as well.

"Jesus fucking Christ, are you pregnant?!"

"..................................No?"

"Why are you giving me blue cupcakes?"

".........Cause I'm trans?"

Presumably dad was relieved.

Having your kid tell you he's a boy shouldn't be a surprise if you talk to them and are paying attention. Them being pregnant unexpectedly, that can be a shock.

That’s a brilliant way to blunt the reaction. Make them think it’s teen pregnancy but when they open the box, SURPRISE it’s trans!

The "door in the face" technique

Preganant?

Gregnart

How is babby formed?

Sometime last week, the line from Ice Age 3 came to my mind.

Its a boy!

That's its tail....

Its a girl!

I guess that memory was here to line up with me seeing this post

mr <insert name>, draw him pregnant

edit: this is a threat. give me an image and i will actually draw the person pregnant.

lightning mcqueen

Not op, but I got you fam. Pregnant spongebob on maternity leave.

This is unironically beautiful. And Gary being a good emotional support snail to boot 😭

Boypreggers?? 😏

It's called greggers

am I.. gregnant??!?

If you identify as a guy/guyby and are pregnant, yes (congrats then)

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

More likely than you think

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