A reminder of why he married her.
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The Picard Maneuver
People TwitterWhy do you need new underwear if you shit yourself? Can't you just clean it?
And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.
He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.
Top tier wife. This level of trolling is serious partner goals.
I'm not one to victim blame, but in this one specific instance I have to say that this guy was really asking for it.
Solid wife.
Liquid husband.
Venom son
Gassy son.
wait...
Plasmic daughter.
Bose-Einstein condensate child
Quark-Gluon plasma gramps
Guess people don't know you can turn notifications off?
You can even set it to only show “text message” or “iMessage” in the banner.
If you're worried about other people seeing questionable texts, you're not youing hard enough.
Yeah that “don’t kiss in public” approach can’t last forever. The “it’s fine they’ll think it’s toothpaste” relationship is clearly the way.
Least you have to worry about when handing off your phone honestly. I've worked at similar places, respecting customer privacy once behind closed doors is not as common as you'd like.
Buckle up kids
Pics or it never happened.
