Unlike some animals that have evolved to do things like survive, kākāpō have opted instead to become a screeching, smelly, groundbound predator magnet with an impossibly convoluted approach to breeding.

Kākāpō are almost perfectly calibrated to go extinct.

Poetry.

Oh my god you can't use big boy grown up words on the computer what if mother sees, we'll all be sent to bed without our tea

Well played. No repetitive complaints about the censorship, just a no-nonsense solution.

I've almost completely stopped bothering to look at the comments on posts with this kind of censorship. Every single fucking comment is about it.

I wanted to make a joke about the difference between the marshals and the Marshalls but it turns out because cops can't spell for shit both are accepted.

Truly the sun of his very eventful and important life has culminated in this. Truly the most important piece of human and nature intersectional accidental art

Really? Let me try: shut the fucking fuck up about the fucking censorship. Almost every single comment in this fucking thread is about the little fucking line on one fucking word. The censored posts are coming from elsewhere on the fucking internet, so complaining about them in the comments accomplishes fucking jack shit. The people posting these on Lemmy have zero fucking say in what gets censored, and the censorship isn't fucking going anywhere. Get used to it.

Hey, you were right! It worked!