How can he be sure? He should test every disease, just to be sure.

someone should tell him that his ghost voice stuff is auto-immune and he could activate his immune system to heal it by eating a bowl of feces every day.

"Government Mandated Vaccinations"

"Government Mandated Cocaine"

the broke vaccines vs the woke toilet seat cocaine

Imagine knowing this guy back in the day, must have been a trip. That one friend you keep your distance from because of the shit he gets up to, but you stay in touch enough to hear about the shit he gets up to. Then he goes on to get a brain worm and kill a fuck ton of people. Is he a type of guy, or is he just an entity unto himself?

Virgin dookie Coke snorters vs Chad Crack smokers

I used to sit on toilet seats so I'm immune to boofing cocaine