Poor manatee though
(midwest.social)
ickplant
FunnyListen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.
You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.
You've been at sea too long, sailor.
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami
Dun-dun.
LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
The other perpetrator:
I can fix her
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
I can't, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
I've never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI...
What’s the crime?
Fighting an endangered animal? Swimming in probably boat lanes.
Come on guys.
I see you know your judo well!
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.
I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn't realize they were so protected. He said there's an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?
Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.
Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.
Florida Man(atee).
*golf clap*
Is that the new STD spreading out from Mar-a-lago?
Her hips don't lie! That's shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!
You might have noticed she's not blonde.
Confirmed! You guys got shakira while she was having personal arguments with her favorite animal kingdom friend.
Just leave them alone. Its all about past manatee songs that never made it.
I feel there's more to this story we're missing here. ..but damn, I'd wrestle her any day...
I just looked, it's fake. I still stand by my song.
This is AI slop
Dunno. When it comes to Florida folks, sometimes it is hard to tell AI slop from reality.
I've never seen a manatee in a parrk, if I did I would also wrestle it in a bikini.
