yelling BUY THE DIP after any ponzi scheme or BS investment fails will never not be funny

The odds aren't zero. He's not any more braindead than the rest of the conservatives, and won't pass nearly as many terrible laws.

I mean sure but with the Heritage Foundation's hand shoved up his keister and working his mouth directly could you tell a difference in effect?

last comment is backwards - true third irony would be if a hypothetical third founder died of an ectopic pregnancy after being denied an abortion, but she could never exist as that would require tpusa allowing a woman to be a founder.

I was going to say inadequate prenatal care that might have been provided to a low income mother by planned parenthood.

prenatal care that they previously offered, but was made illegal by repubs

The irony is that each founder represents the inverse of their own position:

Covid is a hoax = Covid kills their founder / Guns don't cause crime = Killed by gun crime / Abortions are bad = Shitty human avoided by abortion

UNLESS they were planning to transition after their pregnancy

In the end Kirk leaned left.

He also wanted public executions.

monkey's paw curls

I too would like my public execution be at an unknown (to me) time and place. Like Burgess Meredith in The Obsolete Man.

Real nice sounding fellow.

Ahh the olde heartwarming Dickens tail where the three ghosts try to convince the president on in midterms-eve to allow elections to continue without DHS influence.

The last time my brother's aunt got COVID she told us she cured it by putting candy corn in her asshole. After that she started doing it every day as if they were multivitamins but she was diabetic so she fell into a coma and eventually died, this was 8 years ago so I have no idea how the hell she got COVID in the first place. Rest in peace Gary-Ann.

Dammit I miss the Herman Cain Awards. It was morbid as hell, but there was always fun reading:

  • "COVID is a hoax. Let's Go Brandon!"
  • "I think I have the flu"
  • "Doctor confirmed it's COVID. I'm putting candy corn up my asshole"
  • "This COVID ain't no joke"
  • "MAGA-Patriot-88 has passed away. Please send prayers that their sugary asshole will make it to heaven."
  • MAGA-Patriot-88: This is MAGA-Patriot-88's wife, please get your vaccine, it can happen to you
  • MAGA-Paytreot-79: We all know he had a week hart. Leave us aloan and stop peddallin you're VAKS^H^HVAGS^H^H .. ^H^H poysons.

Leopards ate my face is the Dump 2 era's Herman Cain awards.

One has to wonder how THAT was the thing she decided to try to cure it.

Wouldn’t that also make her your aunt?

To be fair, I'd not want to acknowledge that either after the candy corn thing.

Yeah

this was 8 years ago

COVID wasn't even a thing 8 years ago...

So you have no idea where she got it then either I suppose.

lol the universe has a sense of humor

Oh damn

This is misinformation. Tpu was founded in 2012 well before the COVID pandemic.

They didn't say TPUSA was founded in 2020, they said one of its founders died of COVID in 2020. Which is true.

That's not what they're referring to, they're saying TPU wasn't founded to peddle covid conspiracies because the pandemic wouldn't start for another 8 years.

It was founded to peddle the right wing douchebaggary that fueled the covid conspiracies and antimask nonsense. The co-founder won a Herman Cain award 2 days before Herman Cain did.

That's certainly a more accurate way of putting it, yes.

They say it was founded to push COVID conspiracies. Tpu was founded in 2012. Either they pushed COVID conspiracies in 2012 which would be highly worrisome or this is misinformation.

I think they were just giving examples of generic conservative grifter stuff

That's how I read it, though clearly others felt the need to ackshually.

Yeah. I don't like these guys, but for our own credibility we should be factual. TPU has had many questionable opinions about public health, including covid. But they weren't founded specifically related to covid, or as I understand it even with a particular focus on health/life sciences.

Article about the founder dying: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/turning-point-usa-founder-dies-coronavirus-complications-387077

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