Experienced glizzeurs only
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What if you hide your dick in one of the buns?
Nothing sexual.
Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?
People eat donuts every day, even the hole in the middle.
Meat.
Tonsil hockey.
This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.
No weirdos.
Oh well. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.
Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.
Why "glizzy" tho?
People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.
The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.
The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'
Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.
So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun,someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck.
I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.
OP is posting while hungry
Horngry*
That's disgusting.
Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.
I just reported you to ICE for this terroristical anti-mustard comment.
I am Antima
I lol'd.
Plus, dijon, m'lad.
Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess
We will fiercely defend our passions.
ETA: ignoring the obvious ketchup on that glorious wein shudders tells us far more
Imagine bitching about pineapple on pizza when those gastroterrorists are unironically putting ketchup on sausages. It's sacrilege, an atrocity against man and god.
I probably wouldn't use ketchup either, but if it were already there I'd still eat it without gagging.
Username works out just fine.
No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.
Joke's on you: my mustard game has become so advanced - a habit so entrenched - it has rendered me immune to the chemical irritants which are commonly deployed at street protests, which is really coming in handy lately.
As I wind my way to the front, my people chant in unison:
MUSTARD MAN! MUSTARD MAN!
MUSTARD MAN!
I open every orifice and beg for pepper balls and gas. The people, euphoric, giddily cheer through their masks as I personally ingest about a year's worth of taxpayer-funded chemical munitions via every route physically available to my mortal form. The pigs waste... all of it. It is a tasty snack.
The pigs are sad. They go home for the night. Questioning their life choices, they are unable to sleep. Half of them later resign.
Your poor taste in condiments aside, you are a man of the people and I salute you.
Did someone evoke Mustard Man
Not REAL mustard they don’t. They like that food dye number 666 shit that has zero mustard seed in it.
You mean like what's in that picture?
I have no idea where it was taken but from the burnt surface of said glizzy the pic would suggest that it wasn’t served near Port Authority and thus soaked in 9 day old water and smeared with Chernobyl sourced ingredients.
