The acme of her career. :kelly:

A barrel of 🔻

DID THEY GET HER SEMEN IN TIME?

ADL now remarking that gravity is anti-semitic.

a crushing defeat

Sounds like a skill issue to me

<- He did it

Did they get her semen in time

Could she be used as an axolotl tank? Just curious

Now that you mention it, ~~it's crazy that~~ the "most infamous" Warhammer 40k lore is once again literally just half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune. I had completely forgotten that aspect of the Bene Tleilax.

half-ass lifted straight from Moorcock/Dune

She really fell for that one!

Gravity is hamas

cyberpunk crates with a wire that you can break in stealth

Vaxxed?

Unreported: The container was allegedly labeled 'her sins'.

~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke~

Please tell me the container contained a piano or a giant anvil.

And her head popped out the top with her teeth comically replaced with piano keys that started playing

Spoiler Alert: It was full of harvested cum and it comically splooshed out

Or said 'karma' on it.

Were they trying to do some MGSV Fulton extraction shenanigans?

Fulton extraction?

I read this in a Solid Snake "Metal Gear?!" voice in my head.

Fulton surface-to-air recovery system. The real one is you use a balloon to extract something/someone from a field and a plane snaps it up with a hook. In some of the Metal Gear Solid games, you get super silly things like retreating from the field by putting a massive Fulton balloon on a large cargo container, hopping on top of it, and that gets snapped up by a helicopter.

Yeah hahaha I was engaging in Solid Snake communication, I actually played MGSV a lot

Did anyone check to see if the container was okay??

Good, I hope it hurt

Rest in piss Bozo

I usually disapprove of everything Israeli soldiers do, but this new thing shows some promise. They should stop surviving years of "intense war" or whatever and focus on doing more of this.

Anyone can change paths and redeem themselves.

Ha, shes no Klingon

Yeah and I'm being hyperbolic when I say "intense war" we all know the IDF just hides out in bases and drops drone grenades on civilians.

Heh sometimes the bravely venture forth in armoured vehicles, from which they are sometimes kidnapped by the dastardly enemy

And thats why they'll nevee tale a barrell to the face like our boy Worf did with honour.

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