It's basic science
(midwest.social)
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Science MemesThe coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat to much you get veeery fat (very fat)
The coconut nut is a delicious nut,
But most of all it's not a nut!
It's the cocofruit (it's the cocofruit)
From the cocotree (from the cocotree)
From the cocopalm family! (Ayayayayay)
I made up a tune to go with this as I read 😂
https://youtu.be/PKQPey6L42M
I enjoyed that muchly
Behold, a man!
Love this. Literally came to make the same comment and it's the top one
Sperm is stored in the coconut
wel it has endosperm that is indeed located inside the coconut so i guess you're not wrong
Mmm, yummy endosperm.
Dude...
Two words:
Coconut nipples
Why is only one username censored?
He ain't gonna dox himself innit?
Pretty sure the others are enough to find the original thread.
The text alone is enough to find the original thread.
I feel like I need OregonNukeSailor's backstory. More for the name than the taxonomic viewpoints.
I'm no nameologist but I think it means they were a sailor who rode nukes around Oregon, like that one cowboy riding a nuke in that cold war documentary I watched.
Edit: here's a screenshot from the documentary
That kid was a prodigy. Landed that nuke softer than that jet blue with the sideways landing gear.
Why not both?
Sigh, what’s the definition of milk?
Edit:
- A whitish liquid containing proteins, fats, lactose, and various vitamins and minerals that is produced by the mammary glands of all mature female mammals after they have given birth and serves as nourishment for their young.
- The milk of cows, goats, or other animals, used as food by humans.
- Any of various potable liquids resembling milk, such as coconut milk or soymilk.
It mentions coconut milk specifically
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A warm, white and creamy liquid.
Rolls around on the floor in a little ball.
squeaks when I cut into it with a knife
According to Christopher Walken, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.
Christopher Lee.
Yeah, Walken can tell you about how to smuggle a watch, though.
Tree Hampsters!
Milky Joe has returned!
!taneggs@lemmy.ca
Semantics are to reasoning what puns are to comedy.
