Oh shit did he discover cold fusion?

Like a fool, he kept it hidden in his home refrigerator 🤦‍♂️

Gotta keep it cold somehow

Lil sus, right? Smells like a coverup

director of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s Plasma Science and Fusion Centre

Can't have a European hold the secrets to cold fusion... They are too left wing, for now...

Left wing? Portugal? HA

Didn't they have a socialist government until a recent coup d'etat by the state's attorney?

XD

They call themselves the socialist party, yes. But in practice they are a seen as center-left party and their implemented policies would be placed a lot of the times in the liberal spectrum (liberal as in economically liberal).

They did re-nationalize an airline in the last decade, but they have also expanded public-private partnerships significantly.

Compared to the US that shit is borderline red scare levels of CoMuNizM.

Second academic dead in 2 days. Are the fascists coming for the academics now?

That or the school shootings are so common the lone wolves are starting to look for more creative ways to grab headlines

Yup.

Is there an alien race trying to prevent us from advancing in technology?

USAmerican gun nuts

Yes, MAGA

We good. They will be here in 500 years.

and this comes right as Dump announces a merger with a nuclear fusion company?

something smells very fishy...

The coal industry is taking more desperate steps now to keep themselves alive /j (?)

Fusion is slowly becoming more promising. The oil mafia has been actively fighting the idea that their product would become irrelevant for half a century.

Let's be realistic, fusion is way down on the list of things that "big oil" is concerned about.

Considering how many Iranian nuclear scientists mossad has killed, this could be some form of payback. Just my personal tinfoil hat theory

It's only a matter of time before evolutionary biologists and paleontologists are found dead.

Heh.

Shame

That's not very nice

Welp, it happens. Don't let his discoveries be hidden.

Yeah, and we react with...protest?

Clearly he figured out cold fusion and they had to stop ~~him~~ Keanu

Who was the one who knocked?

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