They already invented that, it's called fingers

it depends on how long the skin is. some people have a threeskin

What do you think fiveish has?

No one's talking about aftskin

oh my god your right

there is you're just out the loop

Sixsevenskin ~👋~🤪^🫱^

"What about skin?"

"You've already had it."

"We've had fore, yes. What about fiveskin?"

actually the "fore" in "foreskin" is unrelated to the number four

it's actually more closely related to "fore!" the thing you yell after hitting a golf ball, which you're also supposed to yell after circumcising someone, when you yeet the foreskin at the nearest passerby

but that practice has largely been forgotten these days because of woke biohazardous waste disposal laws

it’s because you’re meant to yeet the golf ball with your dick and if you show pain then they take more off

Well then you’re replying to me - do you know how to code? And if you are assigned to service it you’re applying for it anyway

Tagline plz

Quality over quantity

its just that good, doesnt need another

they shoulda stopped at three

Hexskin

incredible developments in ordinal skin technology

I was at the Foreskin Restoration Clinic in Tennessee last year and they were actually restoring them as fiveskins instead. Fiveskins are the great value knock off, definitely a downgrade.

You're not hip to fivehead? Typical liberal.

that's a totally different thing, bucko

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